Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.

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What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down?

This joke...

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

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What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

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Why aren't "Blonde jokes" funny?

Cause they're stupid.

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

Why are blonde jokes so short?

So men can remember them!

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

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Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.

What should we call it when a man is beautiful?

Footseveral " No but I feel like you're on the right track