How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley

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What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

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What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

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Why are sandwiches better in space?

They are always a bit METEOR!

Where does a sandwich go when it gets good grades?

Honor roll.

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How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley

How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.