Diagon Alley Jokes

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley

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How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

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Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter?

9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*

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What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

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What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

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What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

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What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus

How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.