What part of the road is always crying?

A: The breakdown lane.

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Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

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Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.