What part of the road is always crying?

A: The breakdown lane.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

How do you tell if your Billy Idol fan girlfriend has a Three Stooges fetish?

In the midnight hour she cried "Moe! Moe! Moe!"

Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.