Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

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How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson

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Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

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Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What did one sheep say to the other?

Hey look, we have the same IPhone case