Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

What did the Pirate say when he got his firecrackers?

Ahoy M-80

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

What did the egg play in the movie?

The egg-stra.