Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

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What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".

Why do Hutterites children pretend to be pirates?

Because they ARRRRRRR retarded

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Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

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What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine?

Boaris Karloff.

What do you call a movie about artificial orange juice?

Pulp Fiction