Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

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What did the pirate say after his successful pillage?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)?

Long Gone Silver... /drops mic

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Why is Arrested Development funny?

Because the farce is strong with that one.

Why was the geologist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

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Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"