What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

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How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

What cell carrier do Mormons use?

Virgin Mobile

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Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight

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What do snakes have on their bath towels ?

Hiss and Hers !

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

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Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.

Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time