What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

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What file archiver do Tigers use?

Win-Rawr.

What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

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What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland ?

Who knows, there is no tax record of it.

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What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

Which snake is the best at counting Nigerians?

A Black Adder

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How can you tell if a clock is hungry?

It goes back for seconds

Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave