Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

A: Because it liked the tick talk.

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What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

What do you call a guy who likes telling "dad jokes"?

A "groan" man...

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Why don't north Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.

What do you say when a Canadian won't listen to you?

He'll have Nunavut

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Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

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Why are the landmarks in Paris quarantined?

Because they are parasites

What kind of parasites do gangstas get?

Thug Lice.