Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

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How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

Whats the complement to a 40 degree angle?

My you're looking "acute" today.

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Why was Justin Biber in Frozen?

Cuz aparently he likes "snow".

What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.

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What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.

What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds?

Its a slippery slope.

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What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

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What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge