How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why don't dogs make good dancers ?

Because they have two left feet !

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.