Why don't dogs make good dancers ?

Because they have two left feet !

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!

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Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

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Why don't dogs make good dancers ?

Because they have two left feet !

Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.