Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How are you so strong?

LET ME GO TINY DANCER

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

Befriend Jokes More Befriend Jokes

Why didn't 2x befriend x2 ?

He had trouble integrating

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!