Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

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What's the difference between a baby and an unwanted baby?

One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

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Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

Why was Mark Fuch a terrible mailman?

He keeps delivering to the wrong fuching address!

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Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

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Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?

Toga-ether we can rule the world !