Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

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What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

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Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

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What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

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Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

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Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.