Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

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The babies in my nutsack are still living.

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Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

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What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.