You're hired
Because the g is silent
Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)
Neither of them can finish a play
They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.
Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"
He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.
Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."
