What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Who takes the most drugs?

The police.

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

Interview Jokes More Interview Jokes

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

How was your interview?

Munnu : It went good, but lastly they asked me show them my testimonial. Chunnu : So Munnu : I think I showed them the wrong thing.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project?

Krautsourcing

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger