What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

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Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

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Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

A: Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

Why didn't the mentally challenged kid finish his math test in time?

Because he was too slow.

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What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

How was your interview?

Munnu : It went good, but lastly they asked me show them my testimonial. Chunnu : So Munnu : I think I showed them the wrong thing.

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What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"