Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do?

Wrong.

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Why does a dog lick it's balls?

Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

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When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

Pool Table Jokes More Pool Table Jokes

How do you know when you're in a true, tough lesbian bar?

Even the pool tables have no balls

How do you make a pool table laugh?

Jiggle its balls