If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.
He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"
Because the censor erased the letter "s".
He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.
Because he tryptophan.
Jiggle its balls
You have a shot with a pool table.