Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

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What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

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Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert?

Because he tryptophan.

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Oh, y'know. For kicks.

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How do you make a pool table laugh?

Jiggle its balls

What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.