Interview Jokes

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

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What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

How was your interview?

Munnu : It went good, but lastly they asked me show them my testimonial. Chunnu : So Munnu : I think I showed them the wrong thing.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

What's a magazine?

asked every guy under 30.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

Rotate Jokes More Rotate Jokes

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

Who drives away all his customers ?

A taxi driver.

How would you handle a complaint from a customer?

Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

What is not the answer to this question?

Not this.

Complaint Jokes More Complaint Jokes

What have you been doing?

Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.

What was the complaint?

Flan AGAIN !**