Interview Jokes

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

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What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

How was your interview?

Munnu : It went good, but lastly they asked me show them my testimonial. Chunnu : So Munnu : I think I showed them the wrong thing.

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Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

What do you call someone with no legs?

30 a week poorer.

How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the customer say to the overworked seamstress?

Wow, you seamstressed out. (I'm so sorry)

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

How Many Friend Zoned Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!

How many /r/ users does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.

Applicant Jokes More Applicant Jokes

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

Rotate Jokes More Rotate Jokes

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

When i go down you know what it tastes like?

Depends...

What does an 80-year-old person taste like?

Depends.

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Where does a burger go on vacation?

The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*