Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

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Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

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How is a woman like KFC?

After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box.

What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

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How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium