Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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What do you call a mexican with no legs?

consuelo

What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do a dog and a nearsighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose.

What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky

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Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

What do you call it when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale

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Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.