How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

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Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

Where would be a good place to find 25 million north korean jokes?

In north korea itself.

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How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

What do you call a generalization made by a farmer?

An overall statement.

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How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

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What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

A: But you cantaloupe!

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.