How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

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How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

How'd you find out?

G:"I'm on both."

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How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

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What did Harry Potter name his daughter?

Harry Daughter.

What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.