When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.
A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.
Your mom can't take a joke.
The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants
Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.
Because it'll run faster.
Because it's easier than running from the law.
because the owner will tell you
He was two tired
A re-cyclist.
