What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

Gopro Jokes More Gopro Jokes

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

Cyclist Jokes More Cyclist Jokes

Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.

Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired