What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

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What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

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What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

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How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

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What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?

A catastrophe !

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What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.