What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies ?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

How did the dog make gold soup?

He put in 24 carrots.

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How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

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Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

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What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.