What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

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What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

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What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.