What do you call a walking talking rat?

Keemstar

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What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

How do cows talk to each other?

They cowmoonicate.

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How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

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What do you call a walking talking rat?

Keemstar

What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby?

He's born with Diss-lexia