What do you call a walking talking rat?

Keemstar

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What's worse than a talking parrot joke?

The Holocaust.

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

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Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby?

He's born with Diss-lexia