What do you call a walking talking rat?

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How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

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What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"

What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby?

He's born with Diss-lexia

What do you call a walking talking rat?

Keemstar