What do you call a walking talking rat?

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What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common?

All they talk about is the presidential erection

How to elephants talk to each other ?

By 'elephone !

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Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby?

He's born with Diss-lexia

What do you call a walking talking rat?

Keemstar