Keemstar Jokes

What do you call a walking talking rat?

Keemstar

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Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby?

He's born with Diss-lexia

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Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

Nfl Jokes More Nfl Jokes

What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

Swat Jokes More Swat Jokes

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Who's there ! Baby ! Baby who ?

Baby love my baby love.... !

What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt."

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a black man in a ghetto walking around with a boombox on his shoulders?

A stereotype

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.