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Couple's Daily Question Mug
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He's really good at swatting.
He's born with Diss-lexia
Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
A Blunt force
It's their knees that go first.
He walked into a bar.
Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.
One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish
Because it hurts and they deserve it
There was a huge turnip at the funeral.
If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !
One bear
Bare Grylls
Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.
5 minutes talk to wife.
