What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

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What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

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How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

What did the blonde medical student die from?

An aneurysm.

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How do the Irish cure a hangover?

With a funeral.

What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

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What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

How do you make a ginger snap?

Call them "carrot top"