What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

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What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

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What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

How would you feel if I die?

Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!

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What shouldn't you do at a funeral?

The corpse.

What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

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What is invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !