What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

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What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

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What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.

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How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

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Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny