Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and NFL players both have in common?

It's their knees that go first.

What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

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What do you call a walking talking rat?

Keemstar

What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby?

He's born with Diss-lexia

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Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team