What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

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What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

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What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?

Chicken Caesar salad.

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How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

What is a dead giveaway someone has no idea what they are doing?

They have an engineering degree.