What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

What do you call a corn dog with no legs?

A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!

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Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

How does a girl vampire flirt?

She bats her eyes.

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Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.