How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

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What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

Pregnant.

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How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

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How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

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What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

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Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

What gave you that idea?

queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

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How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

Why can't rappers rap about nice things?

YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND ....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold