What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

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Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

a Shar-Pei :)

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What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

What did the doctors office say to the hurricane?

Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins