What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

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What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

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What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

a Shar-Pei :)

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What did the doctors office say to the hurricane?

Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy