What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

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What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

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What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"

What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

a Shar-Pei :)

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What is the difference between a divorce and a hurricane in the south?

Nothing, someone is losing a trailer!

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts