How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

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How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.

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What Video Game do feminists LOVE to play?

No MAN'S sky!

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

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What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

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Why shouldn't young people move to Egypt?

Because only an old GIZA would live there!

How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!