What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...

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Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons?

They outgrew their leotards.

Hahaha Jokes More Hahaha Jokes

Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying: Hahaha

Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*