What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...

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What do you call a group of dogs?

a PAW-se

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

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What do you get when... what do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?

a rhetorical answer

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur with herpes?

a Cankersaurus!

What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

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Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying: Hahaha

Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*