What do you call a group of dogs?

a PAW-se

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What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

What do you call a dog with short legs and steel balls?

Sparky

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What is a drill team?

A group of dentists who work together.

What do you call a group of Ocelot?

An Awful-lot.

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What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."