Forbid Jokes

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links?

Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.

Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.

What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why are so many racist jokes about black people?

Because black people can't read. Duh. I'll show myself out.

Why will Church's chicken be losing money?

Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

What do you call a dark or melancholy verse of text?

Poe-etry

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

Rjoke Jokes More Rjoke Jokes

How many /r/Jokes mods does it take to change a light bulb?

removed

What's the worst punchline on /r/jokes?

I haven't got the faintest idea.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What do New York McDonald's employees and people who read Ulysses have in common?

Liberal Arts Degrees.

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?

Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

Boolean Jokes More Boolean Jokes

What is the new fad diet for ghost developers?

The Boolean.

What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you spell "laughing out loud" by using binary?

1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1

How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology