What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

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Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.

Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Why are bees so rich?

They have their own bees knees.

Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !