Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

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Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.

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What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

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What starts with "W" and ends with "ife"?

Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

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What should you buy if your hair falls out ?

A good vacuum cleaner !

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He gets there before the hair...

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They ran out of san storage

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Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner