Lice Jokes

Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

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Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner

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He couldn't get a head.

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Last I heard, they're all headed to Portland

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Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

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Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

too many cheetahs

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Too many cheetahs!

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What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

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How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents?

Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.

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What kind of fish is the worst friend?

The Sel-Fish

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

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What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

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Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet