Lice Jokes

Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

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Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner

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What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

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Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

A: Because it liked the tick talk.

Why are the landmarks in Paris quarantined?

Because they are parasites

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend?

Because its not a cheetah.

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What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him?

Get off me, homes!

What does Santa Claus call his more thuggish elves?

Gangsta wrappers!

World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

Forbid Jokes More Forbid Jokes

Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.

Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

Why did Caitlyn Jenner have a differently spelled version of Caitlin?

Because she can't get rid of the Y chromosome