Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

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What's the best part about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag's a plus.

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It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

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Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

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Where am I going & -What the hell is a "spokes" person for a bike company called

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Llamaste.

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WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Eruptile dysfunction.

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

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What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

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What would an anime spinoff of Dora the Explorer be called?

Swiper no Swiping

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano