How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

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Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

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How do you pick out the Christian Terrorist out of a crowd?

Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

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What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

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How do you cure a mute coworker?

Tell them a secret

What's his secret?

He's in a wheelchair