How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?

They are powered by turban engines.

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Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?

They are powered by turban engines.

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What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.