How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?

They are powered by turban engines.

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What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts?

Quid each.

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What do you call a seafood restaurant that generates its own power?

A fission-chips shop.

How do you pronounce the "Pao" in "Power'?

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