What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

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What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

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There are more birds on that side.

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Pandapalegic

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She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

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How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

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Because they always miss.

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Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

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Aftermath

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Try some sparkly earrings.

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Just between you and me, something smells down there.