What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you call a person who makes a clever point during a discussion at another's expense?

A Douche

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What do you call a turkey with no arms?

a turkey

How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has bottom on the top?

Legs.

How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

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Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

What do you call batman when he misses church?

Christian Bail

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What would happen if Leafy went to The Filthy Frank show?

Chin-chin would leave.

How do you get a retard to leave you alone?

Give him a small $1 million loan

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What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

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What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Just between you and me, something smells down there.

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.