What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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A Speech Impediment :)

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Matt. Others:

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Noob.

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Russell.

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Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

It'a was'a pasta his bed time

Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

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Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

What did the right eye say to the left?

There's something between us that smells..

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How do you hold your liqour?

I hold mine by the ears.

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

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What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Just between you and me, something smells down there.

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.