Alright.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!
Bob.
he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy
Cancer.
You take him for a drag.
Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.
Reload, take better aim.
I have left my Mark on Mars"
A. So they can park in handicapped zones.
His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.
A buck an ear
Between us, something smells!
It's his private eye.
