Who loses?

America.

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What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?

Divorced.

Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

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Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.