Because they can't make a fist.
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So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.
I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.
Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.
You may fist the bride
The Adhomineminal Snowman
An argument
A lunchbox
Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.
A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.
Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.
The car and the bus both have wheels.
The wheels. They are always tired.
They both have PAWS
Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."
so I punched him in the head.
A fist taco.
Pringls
A crisp Pringle
He gets a little cross.
They crucified the carpenter.