What part of a car is the laziest?

The wheels. They are always tired.

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What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.