Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog?

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What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!

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What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

What's 12 inches long and white?

Nothing.