Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

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Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

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What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches?

6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.

What's white and 12 inches long?

Absolutely nothing.