What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

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What is a Canadian's Favorite Game?

Sorry!

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What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."