What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

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How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist, ... be."

How do you call Canadian people?

Unarmed Americans.

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Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

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What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..