What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

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What do Canadians put on their steaks?

Eh-1 (Sorry)

What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

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What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.

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What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."