What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.

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Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

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How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.

What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

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What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?

Morgan.

What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.