What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.

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Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

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How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

What did the rock say to the other rock?

Im hard

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What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.

What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?

Morgan.