Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

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Town Jokes More Town Jokes

How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why do we call the office printer Bob Marley?

Cause it's always Jammin'

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What does a pound, a dollar and rumble have in common?

For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.

How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!