What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

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How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

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What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

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What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet