Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

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What has 50 legs but cant walk ?

Half a centipede !

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

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Why does fluoride cause apathy?

Who cares.

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

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Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'