What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

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How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.

What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix?

Stupid

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How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.