What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

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What was the last thing that went through the hostages head?

A bullet.

What is the last thing that tickle-me elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

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Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick. )