What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars :(

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.

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What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars :(

What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.