How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one?

The domesticated doesnt have balls

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How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one?

The domesticated doesnt have balls

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.