How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one?

The domesticated doesnt have balls

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What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

How can you tell who is the head nurse of a facility?

She's the one with dirty knees.

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Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

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How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.