How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one?

The domesticated doesnt have balls

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What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

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Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

What do you call an alien with three balls?

E.T. the extra testicle.

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How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one?

The domesticated doesnt have balls

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.